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Cops Searching For Tattooed Naked Man Seen Loitering On Porches.

Authorities in North Carolina are searching for a man who has been seen loitering on people's porches while completely naked. The McDowell County Sheriff's Office says they received their first report about the naked man back in April.

Police say that in at least one instance the man tried to break into a home. All the reports are from the same street, but officials do not know if the man lives in the area.

Investigators have been unable to identify the man and have released the footage captured by the residents' doorbell cameras, hoping somebody recognizes him.

The man has multiple tattoos, including a large distinctive one on his left shoulder.

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