This buttsecks business with

Matt Lauer reminds me of a story a woman I know told me.

She was out barhopping and looking to hook up. She had never had a guy go down on her, so that was high on her list with prospective dates.
So she hooks up with a complete stranger after he agrees to go down on her. And he does.

So afterwards she's laying there, slobbering like a dog, and with her tongue hanging out, when he suddenly flips her over and starts pounding her up the ass.

She told me that it didn't hurt, but that she didn't want it. But since he ate her out, it was the least she could do for him.

I laughed like a loon.

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