You put them out there, and that shows you are open, and vulnerable, in spite of your exterior and fortitude. I, for one, would never choose to twist you over that. I see true good in men in spite of themselves. You put yourself out there. Stupidity or courage, it matters.
That's why you're easy to love. You just need to let that one R3V, that does borderline clown cosplay, with a really badly behaved mutt, to exploit that facet of your humanity.
You look really good in Spandex, too.