Once upon a time I was with a wife I had and we went to a Bonefish Grill. Our waiter was a 18-20ishflaming gayboi who used the "pray tell" way more than was comfortable. Anyhoo, he brought out my tuna and it was fucking raw in the middle. I waved him down and said "This tuna tastes like pussy AND it's raw in the middle" He had absolutely no idea what I was talking about which cracked up several of the tables around us. Total confusion all over his face.