It's for safety. Don't act unsafe. Obey, or get a red flag. Fill out your licenses for all your firearms and we'll hold onto them for you along with the test fire round mandated during the application process, your fingerprints and DNA profile. You're going to look do good in your fresh picture we take, too! No need for magazines over 10 rounds. Most crime guns come from Virginia. Do your part to help NY and NJ end the violence. One gun a month.
Oh, we have plans for you subjects. We are the law. Disobey at your peril. The surveillance state. This will be easier than banning radar detectors! And you'll bend over even easier this time. Because figuring out who owns guns is not difficult at all anymore.