3 scoops vanilla ice cream, one bottle chocolate ensure.
That's as close as I get to eating a vegetable unless you count pizza or spaghetti sauce.
Smoothie? Seriously? Do you also make your boyfriend wear a condom?
How much eyeliner do you go through in a week?
Is Nutribullet some kind of butt plug?
Not sure if the sugar content of a banana matters when it's stuck in your ass.
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