..if I had to pick between the two, local "mexicans" and some black shithead like in the story, I'd take the Texicans. No. Texas will never belong to Mexico ever again.
When I was a young tot we loaded up in the car and went northeast for about 6 hours to Orange, Texas to visit the extended maternal side of the family. Mom had 8 brothers and sisters. At my aunt's house I once remarked to her "Y'all got the darkest Mexicans I've ever seen up here." She laughed and explaind that those weren't mexicans. I went to see her a few months back and, at 90 years old even though she has the Alzheimer's fairly bad, she still tells that story about what I said that day with a big smile.